I post spoilers about pretty much everything I watch or read, though I always tag them with #Spoilers. I rarely post nsfw, but when I do I'll tag it #NSFW. Also I tend to swear a lot in my tags. You have been warned. And for the record, anything in "Things I've Posted" I tag with "My Shit", but I didn't personally come up with any of the quotes, all credit goes to where it's due.
i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”